“I don’t even game” is an awesome new online game found at www.lawlolawl.com. Since a lot of people have been having a little trouble with it (including myself for a while), I decided to post an "I don't even game" walkthrough.
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You are a something, stuck in some kind of world where everyone has really bad grammar (I know, but that’s all I could get from it). But trust me, the game is awesome. Very simple, neat, original, and fun to play.
Right Arrow: Run/walk right
Left Arrow: Slow down/ Stop
Basically this is a puzzle game. Your object is to progress forward by completing several different puzzles or challenges.
So, without further a due,
Level 0: You start this wonderfully bizarre tale, progress to the right.
Level 1: Ignore the old guy, progress to the right
Level 2: Pick up the key by running over it
Level 3: Drop the key by running over the grate
Level 4: Progress to the right, ignoring the lies
Level 5: When you get to the wall, pay attention to the message. You need “A” key. Press the A key
Level 6: Progress to the right
Level 7: Progress to the right, ignoring the lies
Level 8: You can just run through the spikes, they won’t hurt you
Level 9: Progress, you cannot help him
Level 10: Run by the old lady to steal her purse.
Level 11: Welcome to the police department, progress
Level 12: Run by the cops, by listening you learn they are looking for you
Level 13: Progress to the metal detector
Level 14: Before entering the metal detector you can drop the bomb by pressing Q. Or you can get caught to find out the bomb is a dud.
Level 15: Run by desk
Level 16: Now you must say the alphabet backwards to pass the sobriety test. Type it out. If you mess up it doesn’t reset. So, try to remember where you are.
Level 17: Stick around and watch the weather channel before progressing to the right. It will clear up the weather for you.
Level 18: If you were patient then this level should be bright and sunny. If not there will be clouds obstructing your path. You can run when there are gaps in the clouds (white background), if all else fails hold the right key until you pass the screen.
Level 19: Now you must start running to the right. Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.
Level 20: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.
Level 21: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.
Level 22: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.
Level 23: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.
Level 24: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.
Level 25: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.
Level 26: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.
Level 27: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.
Level 28: Ignore the guy’s deception and keep running as fast as you can.
Level 29: Yay, you made it. Take the words of wisdom and progress right.
Level 30: Now you’re in the dark room. This room is just like the first wall room you reached. When the invisible gate stops you, press the “A” key to pass it.
Level 31: Progress to the right
Level 32: Pick up all the keys by running over them
Level 33: Before walking over the grate, follow the instructions, hold on to your 4 key.
Level 34: Progress right
Level 35: Progress right
Level 36: The lady will give you her baby and leave for a 4-year trip. Remember; drop things by pressing the “Q” key, drop the baby and run!
Level 37: Progress; I wouldn’t bother the ninjas if I were you
Level 38: Progress to the right
Level 39: Progress to the right, scary ninja
Level 40: You must show the ninjas the number one ninja rule, be patient and you will be allowed to pass. Don’t forget the number 1 ninja rule!
Level 41: Progress
Level 42: Progress into the pirate hospital
Level 43: Progress
Level 44: To get by the monster you must remember the number 1 ninja rule. Be patient and walk by slowly
Level 45: Now you run into the pirate. He wants to ask you a few questions. The fist questions answer is “I” as in aye, as in yes. And, to growl you have to type “AR” as in “arghhh”. Finally, you must tell him the shape of a d”o”ughnut. Then you can pass
Level 46: Progress
Level 47: Progress, if you dare
Level 48: Progress
Level 49: Progress, if you dare
Level 50: Now you must act afraid to pass, type 1 as in “!”
Level 51: Progress
Level 51: Now you start hearing about Timothy, the greatest racer in the land. Get ready for a race
Level 52: Start running fast, the race is going to begin.
Level 53: Keep running
Level 54: Keep running; you got him!
Level 55: Aww, good try, He’s willing to let you go by for a code. The 30 lives code is “up, down, left, right, left, right, b, a”
Level 56: progress
Level 57: progress right
Level 58: When you run into the king, pay attention to what he says. You cannot “control”, press control.
Level 59: progress right
Level 60: progress right, ignoring the lies
Level 61: progress right
Level 62: the spikes won’t hurt you, progress right
Level 63: now you run into a computer that wants to ask you questions. Answer by pressing “y/n” accordingly. And for heaven sakes don’t consume bagels over its chassis. The answers are as follows “y, n, n, y, y, y, y, n (sarcasm), n, n”
Level 64: progress into the labs
Level 65: progress right
Level 66: progress past the crazies
Level 67: progress right, don’t listen to him
Level 68: progress right, there getting angry
Level 69: progress right, they are now after you
Level 70: keep running; you have to get out of there
Level 71: now you are sent all the way back to where you belong, what appears to be the first level but it isn’t, your doing good.
Level 72: progress right
Level 73: keep progressing
Level 74: You are now at the reactor core. Not quite sure if this is the end of the game or not. It tells you to visit a certain website for reactor code information. When I visited the site, the picture would not load so I could not continue. Which means, unfortunately, this is the end of the walkthrough. If you know the code I would be more than happy if you sent it my way. Either way, thanks for reading and I hope this walkthrough helped you.
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The "I don't even game" achievements guide is located here.
UPDATE: The Core reactor code is as follows: nchsbdfuiqbwibdaksbcxbyoqv. Doesn't seem right but it is, trust me. When entering it, make sure that you are actually in the game and it is taking your input. If you switch to this page and then switch back, you will have to click the game screen with your mouse to ensure that it will take your input. If your having trouble it's probably best to write it down and type it out all at one time.